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Husband and Wife

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend
the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room
available.

Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll
sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. Nun: I think that would be
okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the
room.

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind
if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket.

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haha..? well i kinda get it...

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hab a nice day

aim: krNx kiD xP

haha that's funny,

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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal

"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

lol..baddd husband

puhahaha at first i was like "huh?" cuz i missed a part of the joke but after i read it over.... i got it

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hahahahahahahaha very funny