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Women Slept With.
From the day of their wedding, Sarah has been nagging her
husband about his past. "Come on, tell me," she asks again, "how many women have you
slept with?" "Honey," he says, "if I told you, you'd just get
angry." "No. I promise I won't," she begs. "Well, if you insist.
Let's see, one, two, three, four, you, six, seven..."
hahaha never make promises you can't or don't want to keep
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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal
"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)
k sorry
but i dont get the joke.
explain
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okay...
so the wife wants him to tell her all people he has had sex with but he refuses. So, she makes the promise that she wouldn't get mad.
Hearing that, he says 1 2 3 4 you 5 6...meaning that he slept with women after her. And because she made a promise, she cannot get angry (which is kinda impossible but watever)
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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal
"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)
yeah...wut he said...
that joke was ok~
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lol i didn't see hte "you" in there so i was like..ok.... lol and then i saw it after...... haha
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