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Posted by Klumzy on 09-02-2002 06:14 AM:

another lil johnny story

One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?!? Wait until Christmas!"

Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....'

"And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna get stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!"


Posted by DEmeant0r on 09-02-2002 06:44 PM:

I dont' get it

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Posted by eddiee on 09-02-2002 06:47 PM:

Lol


ok his parents were havin sex....
his dad was gonna pull back...get it?...then his mom said ..aii ima go too......so jonny thought they were movin out.. and leavin jonny wit da mortage...
rite....?


Posted by Klumzy on 09-02-2002 08:36 PM:

yep thats it


Posted by ajy on 09-02-2002 08:47 PM:

hahha


Posted by HHxEliTE on 09-03-2002 08:22 AM:

hehe :sleepy:

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