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Posted by Klumzy on 08-07-2002 05:14 PM:

Unhappy Woes Of a Senile Man

A 64 year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two year-old woman."

"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"

The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."


Posted by jini on 08-07-2002 07:17 PM:

eh? i don't get it -.-

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Posted by Alchemist on 08-08-2002 04:40 AM:

\bloblbl?N ow \weblbl


Posted by seung ju on 08-08-2002 05:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jini
eh? i don't get it -.-

he doesnt remember where he lives, so he cant get booty anymore. get it now?


Posted by annabanana on 08-08-2002 10:32 PM:

hahaha.....kewl joke.


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