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telemarketers

*Phone rings

Me: Hello?
person: hello is there a mr shon there?
me: hes not here right now, could u call back at another time
person: how bout a mrs shon?
me: shes unavailable too
person: ok.... sir, r u interested in buying a cellphone?
me: im sorry, no.
person: do u already have a cellphone
me: yes (i was lying, i just wanted to get this guy away)
person: r u sure u dont want another cell phone and service from At&t?
Me: no, i dont want a cellphone.
person: how much does ur cellphone service cost?
me: look, if ur trying to prove that ur service is better and cheaper than ours, save ur time cuz im not interested.
person: sir? how much does ur service cost?
Me: u dont have to know that
person: here at at&t we r offering fast, efficient, and affordable cell phone service. we would like to give u a free cellphone if ur current service doesnt satisfy u. do u-
me: our service already satisfies us and we dont need another service, now please go away
person: may i remind u sir that using at&t also comes with a large variety of services to help u in the busy world of today
me: r u even listening to me? i DONT want a CELLHPONE!!!
person: we also have many free trial offers to give to u at absolutely no extra charge, would u be interested.
me: LOOK, im SICK of talking to u and ur stupid ways to try and get me to buy. i dont NEED a damn cellphone. i have a lunch thats burning in the toaster and now i got nothing to eat becuz i thought this was important. I DONT WANT A FUCKING CELLHPONE SO FUCK OFF!!!
person: u seem angry sir, is that becuz ur current cellphone isnt living up to ur expec-
ME: STFU!!!!!! STOP BOTHERING ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! IF I EVER WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING ILL JUST GO GET IT MY SELF. I DONT WANT TO BE SPOONFED WITH ANNOYING, BITCHY SALESMEN LIKE YOU!!!!
person: does mr shon have a cellphone?
me: *hangs up -------------------------

Re: telemarketers

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Originally posted by huby40
person: u seem angry sir, is that becuz ur current cellphone isnt living up to ur expec-

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my favorite thing i ever did to someone was when they asked if my parents were home i said 'my parents are dead' and hung up. lol, my parents were home and alive, i just felt like making him feel bad

i give it to my dad cause he has not so good english and speaks 10x louder than anyone.

Dad: WHAT IS THIS ADVERTISING?
Salesguy: We offer blahblahblah
Dad: SORRY I AM NOT INTERESTING *

*hes trying to say interested but...yea...

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

blehs.
lol hubert.

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Heh, next time try to sell the telemarketer a penguin or some girl scout cookies.

LOL.. daym!
that at&t person sounds like a frqn ROBOT!!!

i had a call from at&t too.. not as interesting as your tho. lol

*ringa dinga ling*
me: yo bo se yo? (my parents dont let me say HELLO)
at&t: hello, how are you today ma'am?
me: er.. good.
at&t: im glad. we're calling for at&t and--
me: um, excuse me.
at&t: yes?
me: i think youre calling for my parents but they arent available right now.
at&t: i see. when will be the best time to call back?
me: i dont think my parents are using at&t anymore.
at&t: oh, im sorry to hear. well, tell them if they ever change their minds, we're always here.
me: okay, but my parents arent going to use at&t.
at&t: i see. but at&t provides the best calling services, and-
me: um, excuse me but i have another call waiting, im sorry.
at&t: its quite alright ma'am. we'll call back again tomorrow. thank you for your time.
*click*
me: oppa! press play!!!!

lol.. i was in the middle of watching mokpyodarlsung toyoil

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
*ringa dinga ling*

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Originally posted by Alchemist
Cool ring sound

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those damn at&t and verizon guys call me ALOT. verizon called me in the afternoon..i sorta remember wat happened. but i did call them gay at the end.


me: yo-bo-sae-yo?
telemarketer: hello is (first name) (last name) there? (but they mispronounce it because my family has asian names)
me: no but may i ask who's calling?
telemarketer: i would like to notify them that we're offering a new service called the all-in-one plan from verizon where you get one monthly bill for your local and long distance calls and .....on and on and on
me: sorry but im not over 18
telemarketer: is there someone in the family over the age of 18?
me: no, your gay ----hang up--


or on most occasions

telemarketer: hello im calling to make your aware that we're offering
me: --hang up--

but sometimes i fool around with them and curse them off at the end. in my state you can ask them to put your number on the "ignore list" and they wont call you..if they do you can sue for some violation of something. i read it on msn.com news if u want go check it out.

yea taigrr my parents make me say yo-bo-sae-yo too. i used to say hello? but i got so used to answering the korean way i use it all the time.
btw. sometimes they are recordings. like i remember trying to say im not interested but they didnt answer me and kept talking about the product and the real salesmen/woman only answer when u say ok i want the product or something related to the word, "yes im interested."

how do they talk so friggin fast? sometimes for fun i make them say it over and over again and just hang up.

my mom doesn't make me answer in korean... but if i don't and my grandma calls, she hangs up.... lol and if i answer yuh boh seh yoh my friends hang up.... er and everyone else.... lol

so it kinda morphed into "hello yuh boh seh yoh?" lol....i'm so serious tho..... that's how i answer the fone... even if i know who's on the other end (caller id) lol.....

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I just pick up the phone and say "NO!" then I hang up. xP

another telemarketer

Me: Hello?
guy: Good day, would you be interested in suscribing to Time Magazine?
Me: Yes, I would! *hangs up------------

puhahaha.... that was so funny to read... victor... yours is so funny....

buh you have to understand that that's their really annoying job... puhahaha....

i usually put the phone down and go do something, then if i pick it back up and they're still on the line i say i'm not interested.

i hate these people

ima kill all of them

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Originally posted by castle outsider
i hate these people

ima kill all of them

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did anyone see the commercial where the guy picks up the phone and its like 6 am and he flies over to the telemarketers office and breaks his phone. its like a snicker commercial.

yea snickers crunch.