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Posted by iim_perfect on 05-28-2002 07:42 PM:

MAMA's jokes....

Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl....

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no
professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for
bringing her back

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

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Posted by huby40 on 05-28-2002 08:01 PM:

last 1 was good

Posted by Ladi Jay on 05-28-2002 09:43 PM:

Haha, they were all good but I think I like the first one better...

Anyway, I got some too...

Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the pool, the earth flooded

Yo mama so fat when she jumped there was an earthquake

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell out

Yo mama so ugly she was in newspaper for it

Yo mama so dumb she got lost in the grocery store

Posted by huby40 on 05-28-2002 09:53 PM:

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Yo mama so ugly she was in newspaper for it

i'm sorry, but that had to the lamest diss ive heard in my entire life. ever.

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Yo mama so dumb she got lost in the grocery store

what's wrong with getting lost in a grocery store? :sad:

Posted by krnxswat on 05-29-2002 05:11 AM:

your moms so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, she came out with a job application

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Posted by GinaDaQueen on 05-29-2002 09:05 PM:

haha these were funny

Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 05-30-2002 02:50 AM:

YOur moms so fat, when she dressed up in red, everyone said, "KOOOL AID"

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Posted by annabanana on 05-30-2002 03:06 AM:

Yo' mama's so poor she can't even afford the "o,r" so she's just po'.

ha, beat that.

Posted by volcom strider on 05-31-2002 04:54 AM:

ur mama so stupid...she's stupid.

Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 05-31-2002 07:41 AM:

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Originally posted by volcom strider
ur mama so stupid...she's stupid.

man...thats unbeatable... :sad:

Posted by annabanana on 06-01-2002 03:33 AM:

jo mama's so fat, she carries a can of Crisco ( to eat and to get through doors) with her everywhere she goes.

yo mama's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky.

yo' mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy spilled out.

Posted by volcom strider on 06-01-2002 05:32 AM:

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Originally posted by annabanana
jo mama's so fat, she carries a can of Crisco ( to eat and to get through doors) with her everywhere she goes.

yo mama's so fat, she broke her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky.

yo mama put more gaps in cracks than you making sense in them.

Posted by krnxswat on 06-02-2002 01:36 AM:

your moms so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran outta gas

ur moms so fat, when she fell in grand canyon she got stuck

Posted by huby40 on 06-02-2002 05:16 PM:

yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

Posted by *~JoEy~* on 06-06-2002 05:10 AM:

Yo Mamma~

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