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Teacher's Dress

Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad," said Johnny, "It wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny", the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women! Just leave it alone!"

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk about this!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. But now I know she doesn't like that, so I pushed it back in!"

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omg! that's so cute and funny! dam woman dunno how to pick a merf!

haha that's one funny shit

hahaha

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omg hilarious!!!

my gawd... lil johnny has to be one of the stupidest kids in the world

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"The man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today."

haha i agree with klumzy
that was a funny joke :D

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lol

I knew this one with a bus driver

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puhaha, how sad

hahahah stupid johnny.

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haha very funny.. btw heyy seon ho hyunG ^^

haha very funny.. btw heyy seon ho hyunG ^^
lol klumzy was right.. johnny must be the dumbest kid int he world..

hahahah..

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