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Elevator Ride
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets in
who looks perfect -- 3-piece suit, great build, nice butt. The bad part is
they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor. Once
the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone
should give him Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replied, "How do you give Shoulders?"
credits to kp.com
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hahah how you give him shoulders...
puhaha sad blonde joke..xD i got one thats a blonde joke.
one day a brunette girl went to see the doctor. she got into the room and the doctor asked wat was wrong. the brunette said that every part of her body hurt. the doctor found that very odd that everything hurt. so he asked her to point out where it hurt the most. she pointed almost everywhere in her body. and the doctor checked everywhere she pointed to. he didnt find anything wrong wit her, but paused a lil bit. then he asked her, "are you a blonde that dyed your hair brown?" the girl answered, "yes but wat does that have to do wit my pain?" the doctor answered, "no wonder, its not you that is hurting everywhere, your finger is broken."
sorry if that was really lame. -__-; :P
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Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy
puhaha sad blonde joke..xD i got one thats a blonde joke.
one day a brunette girl went to see the doctor. she got into the room and the doctor asked wat was wrong. the brunette said that every part of her body hurt. the doctor found that very odd that everything hurt. so he asked her to point out where it hurt the most. she pointed almost everywhere in her body. and the doctor checked everywhere she pointed to. he didnt find anything wrong wit her, but paused a lil bit. then he asked her, "are you a blonde that dyed your hair brown?" the girl answered, "yes but wat does that have to do wit my pain?" the doctor answered, "no wonder, its not you that is hurting everywhere, your finger is broken."
sorry if that was really lame. -__-; :P
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Originally posted by castle outsider
'no maam thats just your air refreshener'
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Originally posted by castle outsider
hahahahhahahhahahaha taht was funny
ok i got one that my friend told me today
on the highway there was this car swerving around every few seconds. a police man notices this and decides to pull the person over. upon reaching the window he sees a blonde woman and said'maam,, may i ask what you are doing' and the blonde said 'o thank god you pulled me over officer, whenever i drive on this highway a tree pops out of no where and i have to quickly dodge it' then the officer said...
'no maam thats just your air refreshener'
ok maybe it wasnt taht funny
haha blonde joke
Haha Kristina's and krnxswat's one was funny but Castle's was just lame
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demeantor you made some lame jokes to in the past but we just laughed with ya... leave castle alone... at least he tried, besides it wasn't that bad
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i find it funny so
haha lol
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sorry im so stupid
i dont get ur joke though...
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Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy
puhaha sad blonde joke..xD i got one thats a blonde joke.
one day a brunette girl went to see the doctor. she got into the room and the doctor asked wat was wrong. the brunette said that every part of her body hurt. the doctor found that very odd that everything hurt. so he asked her to point out where it hurt the most. she pointed almost everywhere in her body. and the doctor checked everywhere she pointed to. he didnt find anything wrong wit her, but paused a lil bit. then he asked her, "are you a blonde that dyed your hair brown?" the girl answered, "yes but wat does that have to do wit my pain?" the doctor answered, "no wonder, its not you that is hurting everywhere, your finger is broken."
sorry if that was really lame. -__-; :P
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Originally posted by cHiNkLilgiRL
i dont get this one...
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