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Blonde goes to hairstylist
A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?"
"Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work.
Three weeks later, the same blonde returned
and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever you do ... don't touch the headphones"
"No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the
restraint.
Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde. Well, just as the hairdresser was finishing up, she knocked the headphones off by accident. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop.
"Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed
the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and heard... "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."
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haha
hahah my chem teacher told the class this one..no one laughed and hes like "all of you guys are getting f's!! laugh at the kings jokes!!" lol
haha funny teacher
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hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaha.... it wasnt that funny
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hahahaha i remember this joke from a long time ago
haha
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ooh man
what a -blonde- girl
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mer only the nude 1 is funny. jk l8er
hahahaa soo many blonde jokes ^_^
I don't get it
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Originally posted by Ladi Jay
I don't get it![]()
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Originally posted by twinkie
how can u not get it?
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Originally posted by Ladi Jay
OMG, I can't believe myself... I'm so slow! hahahah
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mebbe because I think like a blonde... people tell me that ya know!
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"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. " - Bruce Lee
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