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50years later....

A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, Do you remember this?"

He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night."

He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?"

she asks.

He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out."

She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies, " Mission Accomplished."

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hello..people :thumbup:
hab a nice day

aim: krNx kiD xP

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i dont get it

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hahah

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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal

"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

da guy said 50 years ago dat he would suck her stuff out of her......nd now da wonmen is old nd wrinkley...never mind..its hard to explain.. -.-;;

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hello..people :thumbup:
hab a nice day

aim: krNx kiD xP

hahahahahahah....madd funny

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you say u a gangsta,
but you never pop nothin'
you say u a wangsta,
and u need to stop frontin',
u been to the dealership,
but u ain't cop nothin',
u been hustlin' a long time,
and you never got nothin;.

hahaha <----falls off chair

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha but... awww :sad:

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
i dont get it

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
i dont get it

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wana chat?
aim: LiQUiD PhLiP o1
xanga: AZNpinoyBOI

hahahahaha!!!

it's not too hard to understand


and it's very very funny

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psalm 38:6

hahahahaahahaha
nice joke won
this is ak

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akbu
:thumbup:

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
i dont get it

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Originally posted by castle outsider
yea me neither

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Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
me either.....

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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal

"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

hahha funny!

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