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Posted by krnxswat on 06-03-2002 02:40 AM:

Adam and Eve

Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates.
"Who was the first man?" asked Peter.
"Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
"Enter."

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Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 06-03-2002 03:02 AM:

ahahaha thats a good one

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Posted by GinaDaQueen on 06-03-2002 08:19 PM:

lol.......

Posted by I SAH RANG ME on 06-04-2002 05:15 AM:

huh? i don`t get it! please explain~

Posted by kRypTic_nABi on 06-04-2002 05:23 AM:

lol...i'm guessing dat his dick was a hard one~?

Posted by volcom strider on 06-04-2002 07:06 AM:

was that joke really hard to understand? :huh:

Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 06-06-2002 11:33 PM:

pwahahahahhahahahahahaha
good one

Posted by TAIgrr on 06-21-2002 09:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by I SAH RANG ME
huh? i don`t get it! please explain~

yea im with her.

EXPLAIN.

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Posted by krnxswat on 06-21-2002 09:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by TAIgrr

yea im with her.

EXPLAIN.


mother theresa's like "mm that is a hard one" meaning that the question is hard. but peter interprets it a diff way. he thought mother theresa was saying that eve said adams dick was hard. neway, i shouldnt b talking bout adam and eve like this`

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

Posted by TAIgrr on 06-21-2002 09:36 PM:

lol.. Oo.. icic now

so krypitic_nabi WAS right.. i was trying to avoid her answer

lol.. ack

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Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 06-21-2002 10:19 PM:

hahah why avoid the truth

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Posted by neomatrix2000 on 06-29-2002 08:03 AM:

I heard this one before. It's really funny:)

Posted by skandaluss on 07-02-2002 03:36 AM:

eh ....

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Posted by krnxswat on 07-06-2002 12:28 AM:

is this joke really that hard to understand?

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

Posted by tea on 07-06-2002 01:03 AM:

wasnt that HARD to understand lol

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