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A Gut-wrenching Fart Story

A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, "honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE. "

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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OUCH!!! Eek... that is so gross!

that was distrubing but funny

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credits to sHiNHaWk

OoiNG?~!@#! lOl

hahaahh hilarious

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

uhm..... ewww???

lol

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Props To Huby

now that's funny! and gross. kewl.

puhahaha omg that is sooooooo sick hahaha

LOL
what a geek!
hahaha

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umm...eww.