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Posted by twinkie on 10-05-2002 02:16 AM:

Unhappy i hope u don't get offended...

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - - poof - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." - - - poof - - -

Posted by Dekkai on 10-05-2002 06:49 AM:

Talking HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

man, it's awesome

yet somebody might be offended

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Posted by DEmeant0r on 10-05-2002 11:53 AM:

I don't get it

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Posted by Klumzy on 10-05-2002 07:15 PM:

the blonde said "i think..." and it was a lie... basically this joke's a typical "blondes are dumb" joke

btw this has been posted here before

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Posted by liL komA xP on 10-07-2002 07:15 PM:

i kno..!!!
i posted in da blonde joke section..

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Posted by eddiee on 10-09-2002 09:49 PM:

haha a blonde joke

Posted by angelicxshield on 10-23-2002 09:48 PM:

haha

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Posted by DEmeant0r on 10-23-2002 11:43 PM:

haha I finally figured it out

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Posted by XxAzNViPeRBoIxX on 10-26-2002 05:11 AM:

funny lol

Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 10-26-2002 05:35 AM:

oh damn i got affended!! affended i tell you!

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Posted by StaRliTeDr3amEr on 11-03-2002 01:32 AM:

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Posted by ajy on 11-03-2002 08:08 PM:

lol

i hope blondes get offended

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