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Wrong Phone #

Saturday morning and Bob's just about to tee off for a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming round at noon.

So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

'Hello,' says a little girl's voice.

'Hi, honey, it's Daddy,' says Bob. 'Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.'

After a brief pause, Bob says,
'But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey.'

'Yes I do and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy.'

'Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put the phone down, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mummy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house.'

'Okay, Daddy.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
`Well I did what you said, Daddy.'

'And what happened?'

'Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran round and round screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell out the front window and now I think she's all dead.'

'Oh my God... and what about Uncle Frank?'

'He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too.'

There is a long pause, then Bob says,
'Swimming pool. . . what swimming pool? Is this 555-5555....?'

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ahahaha

watever they deserved it anyway

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

don't get it :huh:

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da guy called a wrong phone #...it wasnt his house....
because he doesnt hab a swimming pool nd uncle Frank...

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hahahahhahaha

LOl funny

do you make them up or have you heard them before?

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Originally posted by Chinesegrl
do you make them up or have you heard them before?

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he probably makes them up since i haven't heard them before

lol...
i don really make dem up..
i usually looq fo good ones nd paste dem here..
but sometimes i change little cause i don like some parts..

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ok cool

oh right, I finally get it, lol, stupid me...

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