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Posted by MC ChOpStiCkz on 08-04-2002 06:28 AM:

men are whipped

got dis frum PB

It's judgment day and everyone is in line at the gates of heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women, go with St. Peter."

After about an hour God returns to find 2.5 billion men standing in the whipped line and only one solitary man in the dominant line.

" You men should be ashamed of yourselves!" God cries."You were created in my image and all of you were hen-pecked by your women. Can you explain this?" No one did.

God then turned to the man standing alone and says, "Tell me, my son, how did you mangage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know," the guy replies. "My wife told me to stand here."


Posted by liL komA xP on 08-04-2002 05:07 PM:

lol..
it was pretty funni...

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Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 08-04-2002 06:49 PM:

AHAHAHAHAAH the fool is a damn idiot too Good joke!

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Posted by Klumzy on 08-04-2002 09:37 PM:

hahahahah soooo funny


Posted by Ladi Jay on 08-04-2002 09:57 PM:

puhahaha... that was hilarious!!! oh boy... tummy hurts... puhahahahaha


Posted by TAIgrr on 08-04-2002 11:06 PM:

whats dominated mean?

i dont get the joke.
i mean i think i do.. but i dont find it funny..
so could someone explain.

mayn, i feel dumb.

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Posted by MC ChOpStiCkz on 08-05-2002 12:15 AM:

u dunt knoe wut dominated mean?


"Men, make two lines: one for those who control their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women, go with St. Peter."

like a man is the man of d house d guy tells their wives wut to do or vise versa


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 08-05-2002 02:14 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by TAIgrr
whats dominated mean?





















look it up.

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Posted by aznkid1008 on 08-05-2002 02:29 AM:

lol thats pretty funny

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Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 08-05-2002 05:11 AM:

ahahaha thaz hilarious!


Posted by GinaDaQueen on 08-05-2002 09:34 PM:

lol that is funny ^_^

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