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short krn jokes

What is Korean Dracula's favorite morning beverage?
Koh-peee! (coffee)

What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?
Bhang!

Why is Korean toilet paper so big?
Because it's HUGE-ey!

What did the mommy Korean turkey say to her baby turkey?
Gobble ji mah!

What do you call the brown burnt rice at the bottom of the rice cooker?
bob ee brown! (Bobby Brown)

what do you gt when you cross a sheep with a horse?
yang mahl! (sheep=yang horse=mal) ^^;;

what did one forehead say to the other foread?
yah, ee mah!

what did the fly do on its birthday?
palee! (party ^^;)

whats the biggest bean in korea?
king kong ^^;

how much do Korean blankets cost?
2 dollars.. say 2 dollars in Korean..

how long does it take to peel an onion?
5 years.. say 5 years in Korean.. (if u still dont get it, keep repeating the word )

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