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How to take a shower like a woman/man

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note must do more sit-ups.
>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come off).
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13. Turn off the shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, tweeze hairs.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo woo sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth, you don't use one.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs on the soap bar.
12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again
15. Pee (in the shower).
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17. Partially dry off.
18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire weiner size again.
19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo woo sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on the bed

hahaha i read this just yesterday at some other place....


WOOOOOWOOOOOOO!!!!!!












uh, i don't do most of those things though..haha i do the shampoo mohawk tho...sometimes :sad: I have a glass door shower so no worryin about shower curtains...

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shit..i shower like a woman

shapoo twice..facial cleaner...loofah...conditioner..body wash.
i do the mohawk thing tho LOL

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Originally posted by tea
shit..i shower like a woman

shapoo twice..facial cleaner...loofah...conditioner..body wash.
i do the mohawk thing tho LOL

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Re: How to take a shower like a woman/man

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Originally posted by bigChubuff
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.

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brazilian girls are hot

the girl from ipanema was lesbian

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
brazilian girls are hot

the girl from ipanema was lesbian

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whats brazilian wax?

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sounds like it's really painful hair removal with an exotic twist

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Originally posted by tea
whats brazilian wax?

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wow..i didnt know there were places to go to get..um...that region shaved

paper thong? aint that risky? u might get a papercut

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Originally posted by tea
shit..i shower like a woman

shapoo twice..facial cleaner...loofah...conditioner..body wash.
i do the mohawk thing tho LOL

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Originally posted by UnisMuiMui


this is from substance.com

"A Brazilian bikini wax removes the hair from the entire pubic region, except for a small patch just above the vaginal area. Many women request a Brazilian because it gives a clean, close wax and the freedom to wear even the most revealing swimwear and lingerie.
Expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you'll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin. A traditional Brazilian includes the labia and the area that reaches into the buttocks. If there are stray hairs after waxing, the technician may also tweeze the area. The key to allowing wax to penetrate into the follicles (and provide the closest possible wax) is to relax.[B]And many women claim the treatment is not nearly as painful as it sounds." [/ B]

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yes yes.... julie, vicky, and i are WELL aware.. lmao.....

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Originally posted by tea

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Originally posted by MellowYellow
urmz.. brazillian wax? that description sound real thorugh.... maybe i'll just wear.. well not a swimsuit that requires that type of waxing...

uhm.. excuse me but who has hair IN the butt? and what's labia... what the hell is a loofah.. is it like one of those green, pink, red, yellow scrubbing things you see?

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lol.. funny.

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hehe i use a conditioner` juss for fun ^^;;
ahha true.. i do looq in the mirror and try to flex.. ahah ^^;

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well everyone, i finally did it! i got a brazilian bikini wax yesterday. i made an appointment for it more than a week ahead... and i ALMOST chickened out becuz i know it'll be painful. i got there early and walked around inside the building before i went into the salon. i was nervous and i almost turned back! before i opened the door, i just paused and tried to relax. well.. the result? it was NOT painful as u might think!!!! buwahahaha! u guys all think it was gonna hurt, but it was like a pinch! its like waxing ur eyebrows, which dun hurt! even tho the pubic region is very sensitive, the professionals know wat they're doing so they do it quick and easy. u feel something like a pinch, but its not like it lasts very long! it goes away after a few seconds. really, it doesnt hurt! all i have to do now it apply Bikini Plus (an antibacterial pain reliever) so it wont be red and itchy. well i'm glad i didnt chicken out cuz i want to wear dis white bikini for my birthday beach party next week! yay!!

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LETS SEE SOME PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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King Lear (V.3.300-304)